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Crossy Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: It's OK for the government to take wine to work and have a good old time, but when I did it on the no 17 to Manchester passengers complained like ****. I was working on a job in Rome which involved being at their bus depots all night. One very brisk (postitively arctic) January morning a number of us were in the depot bar (Italian coffee shop) when a large, green, bendy bus pulled up outside. The driver ran in, ordered a large cognac, downed it, then got back in his bus to drive his route. Surely only in Italy! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 7 minutes ago, Crossy said: I was working on a job in Rome which involved being at their bus depots all night. One very brisk (postitively arctic) January morning a number of us were in the depot bar (Italian coffee shop) when a large, green, bendy bus pulled up outside. The driver ran in, ordered a large cognac, downed it, then got back in his bus to drive his route. Surely only in Italy! No joke reply. Worked in a large company in Italy in the 80's for 2 years. In the canteen which was always excellent you got a beer or a small bottle of wine ( glassful ) with your lunch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Two Scottish women are visiting Canada.. When they come across a skunk. “Ahh look a’this wee thing, it’s well cute!” “Aye a know but leave it be” “No but I think I wantit like yoo know as a pet” “Y’canny be serious lass?” “I’m taking it home wimme!” “What on the plane an all?” “Aye” “Ach, where y’gonna put it?” “Down me pants?” “Aye ok, but what about the smell?” “Ah well, if it dies it dies” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 A Cunning Wife and a Usual Husband... Wife: Listen, shall we go to the Circus ? Husband : No..... I'm busy.. Wife : It seems there's a Girl riding on a Lion without clothes ! Husband : You have become very stubborn. In everything you want to be stubborn . Okay, let's go. Anyway I've not seen a Lion for a long time ….!!!!! The rest of the story ... Husband & Wife went to the Circus. Husband even bought Front Row Seats. Lion show started... and also got over. But No Girl without Clothes. Soon, the entire Circus show was over... Husband : You told me there is a show where a girl comes without clothes? Wife : I said a Lion without Clothes, not Girl. (I swear you will read it again) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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VocalNeal Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, overherebc said: No joke reply. Worked in a large company in Italy in the 80's for 2 years. In the canteen which was always excellent you got a beer or a small bottle of wine ( glassful ) with your lunch. Also not a joke Same at a dairy in Belgium. Edited January 19, 2022 by VocalNeal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 I was in a bar last night and saw a cute woman sitting alone. I walked over, said “hi” and asked her “what is your name?” “Chantelle” she said “Oh, I wish you would” I replied. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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