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2 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Doesanyoneknowwhatthelongbuttononmykeyboardisfor?

Nope,wedon'tusethatinThailand.

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I made a ventriloquist dummy out of old bits of carpet.

It was ruggish.

I bet he says his favourite snack is a goiled egg with gread and gutter washed down with a gottle of geer.

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Farmer Fred was sick. The doctor arrived and was examining him. The wife was concerned. Two chickens were observing at the open door with interest.

 

"What the verdict doctor?" Asked Fred's wife.

 

"It's covid19 I'm afraid."

 

One chicken says to the other. "Thank ---- for that Chunky. For a moment there, I thought he was gonna say 'Asian Bird Flu'.

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3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?"

 

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Diogenes was shagging his wife.

It is kind of useful information.....

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