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Two women are looking at dresses through a shop window.

“That’s the one I’d get” says one to the other, pointing at a dress.

Sammy Davis Junior comes running out the store and slaps her.

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A bloke goes into the doctors and says ” Doc ..overnight I’ve got this growth on the end of my nose and I can’t explain it ”

The doctor takes out a magnifying glass and upon inspection says ” Oh yeah ..its in miniature ..but there is a golden beach with clear blue water  a mountain in the background with a cascading waterfall & clear blue skies ”

The bloke says ..”Have you ever seen anything like this before ”

Doctor “Yes and you have nothing to worry about ..its just a beauty spot “

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1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

and as I looked at all this, I thought, 'I must put a roof on this lavatory'.

Or do as god intended you to do in that place and not spout it forth from the mouth or keyboard!

????

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I  don’t know what all the fuss is about same sex marriage these days…

Me and the wife have been having the same sex for years.

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I saw a man with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbit’s feet earlier, trying to get it up a hill.

I thought, he’s pushing his luck.

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My friend just broke up with her longtime boyfriend because she found out he was a communist.

She should have known, there were red flags everywhere.

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18 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

People say I’m condescending.

(That means I talk down to people).

Mansplaining again?

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51 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I, for one, really enjoy a roman numeral based pun.

Does that mean one can count on one to add to the conversation?

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