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Three students doing a psychiatry lesson, the first student was asked "What’s the opposite of joy?"  She said "sorrow".

The 2nd student was asked "What’s the opposite of depression?"  He said "happiness".
Then Paddy was asked "What’s the opposite of woe?"  He replied "Giddy up!"

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It's weird, but every time I've taken a flight, no matter what airline, all the pilots are from the same family.

It's always Captain Speaking.

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My mate and I were out having dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my mate said.
"Why?" I asked.
He said, "Because she has no taste."

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31 minutes ago, jvs said:

I just wonder,do they have wedding bouquets?

Not much point. That would be like making a gun out of arsenic.

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I woke up this morning to find someone had painted the word LEWL on my front door.
I rang the police who agreed it’s well out of order.

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Many, many years ago my great grandmother was in service.  It was her job to get the family up for breakfast, so she used to shout jokes at them.
She was a teasemaid.

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After months of experimenting at work we have finally invented concrete birdseed.

Its not only good, it’s impeccable.

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