Worst Joke Ever 2024

sanuk711 · August 31, 2022

.

sanuk711 · August 31, 2022

.

sanuk711 · August 31, 2022

.

sanuk711 · August 31, 2022

.

sanuk711 · August 31, 2022

.

sanuk711 · August 31, 2022

.

sanuk711 · August 31, 2022

.

sanuk711 · August 31, 2022

.

overherebc · August 31, 2022

sanuk711 · August 31, 2022

.

sanuk711 · August 31, 2022

.

sanuk711 · August 31, 2022

.

sanuk711 · August 31, 2022

.

ravip · August 31, 2022

ravip · August 31, 2022

A Talibani, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the spot only to find a Sindhi tailor selling ties of different kinds.

Talibani asked, "Do you have water..?"

The Sindhi tailor replied, "There is no water here, the well is dry.

Would you like to buy a tie instead..? They are only $10."

The Talibani shouted, "You idiot..! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water..! I could kill you, but I must find water first!"

"OK," said the Sindhi, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am a much better human being than you. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a British Army Officers' Mess. It has all the ice cold water and food you need."

Cursing him, the Talibani staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration and gasped ....

"They won't let me in without a tie..!"

overherebc · August 31, 2022

roo860 · August 31, 2022

roo860 · August 31, 2022

roo860 · August 31, 2022

roo860 · August 31, 2022

roo860 · August 31, 2022

roo860 · August 31, 2022

roo860 · August 31, 2022

ravip · September 1, 2022

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.

So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief,

- "This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and.. grunts,

- "Tree."

The Priest is pleased with the response.

They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says,

- "This is a rock."

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts,

- "Rock."

The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds,

- "Man riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied,
- "My bike."