Worst Joke Ever 2024

[GarryP]

54 minutes ago, carlyai said:

A Welsh joke?

Come on....don't be sheepish.

Ewe wouldn't like it.

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My wife asked if I'd buy her something for valentines day to make her feel special.
So I got her a helmet, crayons and two odd socks.

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I was in the cinema the other night when a stunning girl came over, leaned seductively on the empty seat next to me and said, "Is this taken?"
"No," I replied, "Top Gun: Maverick."

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I grafted a pair of breasts onto an electric guitar for a laugh.

Now I'm on the sexy - fenders register.

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[asf6]

1 minute ago, ballpoint said:

My wife asked if I'd buy her something for valentines day to make her feel special.
So I got her a helmet, crayons and two odd socks.

On Valentine's day, I told my wife that I wanted to go out for a romantic meal with the most caring and lovable person I'd ever met, but she said no. She said I had to go out with her instead. 

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A pun is not completely mature,
until it's full groan.

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