Worst Joke Ever 2024

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What's the hardest part of being a vegan?

Waking up at 4.30 am to milk the almonds.

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Why are vegans and lawyers the same?

Because everyday they wake up and try to convince everyone that they are right

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[Zyxel]

Three ladies are playing the 4th hole at a members-only country club when a naked man, wearing a bag over his head, jumps from the trees and runs across the green. The three ladies look and are in shock at the size of his manhood. The first lady says "Well... he definitely is NOT my husband!" The second lady looks at his manhood and says "He for sure is not MY husband!" The third lady takes a good look and says "He's not even a member of this club!"

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A wife treats her husband to a strip club for his birthday. When they get there, the doorman says “hi Jim how are you?” The wife asks “how does he know you?” The husband replied, “I played football with him”. Inside, the bartender says “hi Jim, your usual?” Jim says, “Sure”. Needless to say, the wife is doubly suspicious. Next, a stripper sidles up and asks. “Hi Jim do you want the special again?” By now the wife has seen and heard enough and she storms out dragging her husband with her, and they jump into a taxi. The taxi driver says, , “hey Jimmy boy you picked up an ugly one this time”.

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Edited March 5, 2023 by Zyxel

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[Yellowtail]

What do you call a vegan that doesn't put out? 

 

You don't

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A vegan said to me that people who sell meat are disgusting.

I said people who sell fruit
and vegetables are grocer.

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