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At a wedding ceremony, a shy priest greets the wedding guests into the Chapel. He's very nervous and doesn't say much...

As the couple approach the altar the priest steps up and gives the best speech anyone has ever heard. He's full of confidence, incredibly expressive and has everyone in fits of laughter!

After the vows, the priest is extremely shy again and barely says a word to anyone.

The groom approaches the him and asks, "Why are you so shy? You seemed like a different person when you were giving that speech!"

"I know..." Says the priest, " That was my altar ego".

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1 hour ago, MJCM said:

Last night, I gave my wife a medieval battle uniform to polish whilst I went to the pub.

She always said that she wanted a night in, shining armour.

Does that mean she had a good night in?

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31 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Does that mean she had a good night in?

I hope she had ????
 

but he didn’t on his return from the pub that is :whistling:

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