scottiejohn Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 17 minutes ago, MJCM said: I prefer to use the word “spelling Police” ???? "spelling police" is two words!???? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MJCM Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 5 minutes ago, scottiejohn said: "spelling police" is two words!???? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 2 hours ago, VocalNeal said: Or educated???? On this forum? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ravip Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 3 hours ago, scottiejohn said: We all have an individual sense of humour! Some people "get a joke" others don't. Those who really get the joke tend to make a positive response while it is normal for the rest to just ignore it. This is meant to be a forum for fun after all! Absolutely! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted March 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted March 26, 2023 4 hours ago, scottiejohn said: We all have an individual sense of humour! Some people "get a joke" others don't. Those who really get the joke tend to make a positive response while it is normal for the rest to just ignore it. This is meant to be a forum for fun after all! Yeah. Some a********s really need to lighten up. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post scottiejohn Posted March 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted March 26, 2023 28 minutes ago, ballpoint said: All together now; Ah! PS; Please remove b4 my granddaughter sees it and demands the same, although how I fit it to the MC I'm not sure! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 (edited) 31 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Let's see if this one will Trigger any memories... I've always thought you were a "plonker", now I know! PS; I wonder if your post will "sweep" up many other responses? Edited March 26, 2023 by scottiejohn 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 5 minutes ago, ravip said: Hope not as they will either swipe right or talk totally in text speak! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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billd766 Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 24 minutes ago, scottiejohn said: All together now; Ah! PS; Please remove b4 my granddaughter sees it and demands the same, although how I fit it to the MC I'm not sure! Put it next to the ashtray and cigarette holder. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 2 hours ago, scottiejohn said: I've always thought you were a "plonker", now I know! PS; I wonder if your post will "sweep" up many other responses? Play it nice and cool, son. Nice and cool. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 1 minute ago, ballpoint said: Play it nice and cool, son. Nice and cool. OK. One day I will become a millionaire! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJCM Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Did you know that you can often tell the clan of a Scotsman by feeling under his kilt? If he has a quarter pounder, he's a MacDonald. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MJCM Posted March 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted March 26, 2023 A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me. Do you have any widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fluffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?" The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers. "I don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a f***!" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MJCM Posted March 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted March 26, 2023 A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted,” Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man below replied, “You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.” “You must be an engineer,” said the balloonist. “I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?” “Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of you, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help so far.” The man below responded, “You must be in management.” “I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?” “Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault!” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nglodnig Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 3 hours ago, MJCM said: You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.” As an engineer I would like to point out this is in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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