Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[oxo1947]

.If you keep up with the news..............

 

 

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[ravip]

Figure of Speech.

How many can you find.

I'll start off with "hit the nail on the head"

 

[MickTurator]

Born with a silver spoon in your mouth

[MickTurator]

Kick the bucket

[MickTurator]

Put all your eggs in one basket

[MickTurator]

Ace up your sleeve

[MickTurator]

Keep your cards close to your chest

[MickTurator]

Time flies

[MickTurator]

Wear your heart on your sleeve

[MickTurator]

Cat got your tongue

[MickTurator]

A piece of cake

[MickTurator]

A red herring

[Yellowtail]

bug in your ear

[MickTurator]

Spill the beans

[MickTurator]

The shoe is on the other foot  (?)

[MickTurator]

In a nutshell

[Yellowtail]

The world is your oyster

[MickTurator]

tie yourself in knots

[Yellowtail]

More holes than a Swiss cheese 

[MickTurator]

The big cheese

[MickTurator]

"I'll start off with "hit the nail on the head"

 

Doesn't look like a nail to me

I'll go with

"A screw loose"

[MickTurator]

Cherry on the cake

[Yellowtail]

2 minutes ago, MickTurator said:

"I'll start off with "hit the nail on the head"

 

Doesn't look like a nail to me

I'll go with

"A screw loose"

Head screwed on right

[MickTurator]

Put your best foot forward

[Yellowtail]

Bird brain

[Yellowtail]

Walking on eggshells

[Yellowtail]

Cat by the tail...