Worst Joke Ever 2024

[scottiejohn]

4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

The minute I read that I thought was it second hand or alarmist?

 

 

 

 

Edited March 4 by scottiejohn

[scottiejohn]

4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I was on my way to catch a flight when I saw a sign saying 'Airport Left'

Had it runaway after a terminal flight of fancy??

[ballpoint]

2 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

The minute I read that I thought was it second hand or alarmist?

 

 

 

 

 

The second hand is the minute hand, and the third hand is the second hand.

 

Dave Allen - "Teaching Your Kid Time" - '93 - stereo HQ (youtube.com)

[scottiejohn]

25 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

 

The second hand is the minute hand, and the third hand is the second hand.

 

Dave Allen - "Teaching Your Kid Time" - '93 - stereo HQ (youtube.com)

A very timely respond and I would hand that to you but have run out of time!

Edited March 4 by scottiejohn

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[billd766]

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

 

The second hand is the minute hand, and the third hand is the second hand.

 

Dave Allen - "Teaching Your Kid Time" - '93 - stereo HQ (youtube.com)

Brilliant.

[billd766]

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

 

The second hand is the minute hand, and the third hand is the second hand.

 

Dave Allen - "Teaching Your Kid Time" - '93 - stereo HQ (youtube.com)

I was so glad that I used an English clock to teach my son how to tell the time, and NOT a clock with Thai numbers.

[scottiejohn]

8 minutes ago, billd766 said:

I was so glad that I used an English clock to teach my son how to tell the time, and NOT a clock with Thai numbers.

Do the Thai clock numbers all join together just like the Thai letters?

123456789101112 as opposed to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 on the clock face?

[VBF]

1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

Do the Thai clock numbers all join together just like the Thai letters?

123456789101112 as opposed to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 on the clock face?

Only time will tell.....

[scottiejohn]

17 minutes ago, VBF said:

Only time will tell.....

I would like to second that timely response!

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I don't dare fly anymore.

Just read that the airlines lost 5% of their customers last year.

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I dropped a bunch of ice cubes and my wife got mad at me for kicking them under the refrigerator.

She wouldn't talk to me for a while, but now it's just water under the fridge.

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