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A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do.
When the examination is over, he says,
“Okay, Doctor. In plain English—what’s wrong with me?”
“Well, in plain English,” says the doctor,
“You’re just lazy.”
The man nods.
“Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.

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I just killed a big spider running across the floor with my slipper.

I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my slipper.

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