Worst Joke Ever 2024

tomazbodner · July 5

16 minutes ago, fasteddie said:

But men CAN get pregnant!

Now of course it all depends on a binary definition of what a "man" is....

roo860 · July 5

wpcoe · July 5

The look on her face! 🤣🤣🤣

still kicking · July 5

ballpoint · July 6

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oxo1947 · July 6

oxo1947 · July 6

oxo1947 · July 6

oxo1947 · July 6

roo860 · July 6

Surprised Claudia Webbe lost.

I thought she'd Klingon

oxo1947 · July 6

oxo1947 · July 6

nglodnig · July 6

On 7/3/2024 at 7:17 AM, ravip said:

four

Yellowtail · July 6

On 7/5/2024 at 1:52 PM, VBF said:

I worked in the US for a year - there was loads of friendly piss-taking in the workshop so i was ready for it on the morning of July 4th.

Sure enough, i walked in to be greeted with "Hey, it's kick-a-Brit day"

My reply was "We call it cure - a-hemorrhoid day"

Back in the '70s I worked at a tool & die shop that was owned and operated by three partners. An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot. Discussions got a bit lively from time to time.

Yellowtail · July 6

10 minutes ago, nglodnig said:

four

You have to show your work

VBF · July 6

16 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

Back in the '70s I worked at a tool & die shop that was owned and operated by three partners. An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot. Discussions got a bit lively from time to time.

Sounds more like the opening line to a joke! 🤪