Worst Joke Ever 2024

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36 minutes ago, Digitalbanana said:

 

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Flat Earther logic:

 

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Interviewer: "Give me three words that best describe you."

Job Candidate: "Violent when disappointed."

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I got stopped by a copper while I was going along the motorway. I stopped, opened the window and he said "This is a spot check,"

So I replied "I've got 2 blackheads and a boil on my arse"

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When I was at the garden centre today I asked for something herby. 

They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.

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The stunning blonde, dressed in nothing more than a thong and negligee, let the plumber in.

"Hello, is your husband not in?" he asked,

"Does it look like he is in?" she replied, opening her negligee. "Will I not do?"

"No, not really," he said. "I need your car reversing out of the drive."

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I bought a trampoline but there's absolutely no bounciness to it.

Plus the legs are on the wrong way round.
 

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On 8/30/2024 at 9:36 AM, ballpoint said:

"and they all moved away from me"

Name the song!