Worst Joke Ever 2024

[radiochaser]

On 7/15/2024 at 8:19 PM, ravip said:

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Desperate Putin summons Stalin’s ghost

Stalin: “What’s happened?”
Putin: “Nazis are at Kursk! My army is beaten! What should I do?”
Stalin: “Do like me 1943. Send best Ukrainian troops to the front, and ask the US for arms”

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[radiochaser]

On 7/19/2024 at 10:30 AM, tomazbodner said:

I saw that at an airport one time.    The good thing was, it wasn't for the airline I had a reservation with. 

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On 7/19/2024 at 10:40 PM, ballpoint said:

Well, that being a cordless (radio)telephone ... It's true!

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On 7/20/2024 at 10:08 PM, ballpoint said:

Now you know why I don't use Gaviscon for my heartburn!

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On 7/24/2024 at 4:28 AM, oxo1947 said:

A few years back, in an airport men's room that i visited, there were signs that read, "Don't wash feet in sink"!

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49 minutes ago, radiochaser said:

A few years back, in an airport men's room that i visited, there were signs that read, "Don't wash feet in sink"!

Guess lots of direct flights to Istanbul from there...

[Zyxel]

A man is on a plane

The pilot starts talking on the intercom and then lays it down without knowing its still on.

The pilot says to the co-pilot, "I could use two things right now, a cup of coffee and a <deleted>."

Stewardess runs up the isle to tell the pilot to turn off the intercom.

The man stands up and says, "Hey honey, don't forget the coffee."

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7 hours ago, radiochaser said:

A few years back, in an airport men's room that i visited, there were signs that read, "Don't wash feet in sink"!

Wasn't Tripoli was it? 

Because I've seen them do exactly that! 😮

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A little pig and a little wolf are friends at school together.

 

One day the Daddy pig and the Daddy wolf meet together in the school car park whilst dropping of their kids.

 

The Daddy wolf says to the Daddy pig "Where do you live?"

 

The Daddy pig replies "In a house made of bricks, so don't even f'king think about it!"

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