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23 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

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Now Read it again ...Slowly..........

 

 

I don't get the point (yet,) but I hope to go on holiday after I do!!

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BREAKING NEWS Thieves have allegedly broken into the laboratory at Pfizer to try and steal the new Covid-19 vaccine...

They apparently took a case of Viagra instead.

The police are looking for a group of hardened criminals.

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2 minutes ago, fangless said:

I have a vaccine joke...

...but a lot of people won't get it.

They are probably immune.

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At first Johnny was embarrassed to find a lady doctor waiting for him in the surgery.

She asked him to strip and then began examining him.

As she put her soft, gentle hands on his body she said, “Say 99 please.” 
Johnny smiled and then as slowly as he could began 1… 2…

 


3…
 

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A very obese man went to the doctor’s and was told he would have to lose at least 7 stone. 
“It’s no good,” wailed the man. “I’ve tried all sorts of diets and they never work.” 
“Well, this one is different,” said the doctor. “You will take nothing by mouth, everything you eat will be through your rectum.” 


A month went by and the man went back to the doctors looking very happy. 
“Well done, you’ve lost nearly 4 stone, carry on like this and you’ll soon be down to the correct weight. Do you have any problems?” 
“None at all,” said the man. “I’ll see you in a month’s time.” 


As the man walked to the door, the doctor noticed that he was walking in an odd way. 

“Are you sure there’s nothing wrong?” asked the doctor. 
“You seem to be walking in a curious way.” 


“No, everything’s fine, doc,” said the man. “I’m just chewing some bubble gum.” 
 

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The Local Hawaii Government has introduced laws preventing loud an raucous laughter an , official government spokesperson stated that any laughter must not exceed a low ha

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