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Worst Joke Ever 2024


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4 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

In times of lockdown, we have to make our own entertainment.  Every Friday night I send flowers to my neighbour's wife, labelled "From Steve", and settle down with the popcorn to watch the fight.

lucky she's Not into Steve Adores image.jpeg.aadaab6650a3311811ddc0a90c11d7b9.jpeg 

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Old salt appears in court charged with multiple counts of rape, sexual assault, buggery and obscene behaviour. When asked how he pleads he mumbled something inaudible in response..

 

"Speak up man" ordered the judge upon which the defence barrister said "Your honour my client has a very sore throat and is unable to speak"........

 

"would he like to suck a Fisherman's Friend?" enquired the judge

 

"No your honour" replied the barrister "I think he's in enough <deleted>' trouble as it is"

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