Popular Post scottiejohn Posted May 20, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2019 A man is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse arrives and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man reaches up, slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but I wanted to know: Are - my - test - results - back?" 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sotonowl Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 I work for the Samaritans, I keep ringing them up to resign but they keep talking me out of it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 14 hours ago, sotonowl said: I work for the Samaritans, I keep ringing them up to resign but they keep talking me out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post vogie Posted May 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2019 When I was a child I thought that earwigs actually lived in your ears, imagine how scared I was of cockroaches. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted May 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2019 When I was a child I thought that earwigs actually lived in your ears, imagine how scared I was of cockroaches.What about bumblebees ?? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vogie Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Andrew Dwyer said: What about bumblebees ?? What about buying a huge TV to watch the Championship play offs and opening the box to find no leeds. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 What about buying a huge TV to watch the Championship play offs and opening the box to find no leeds.A low blow there [emoji20] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vogie Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said: A low blow there I'm gutted too.???????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said: What about bumblebees ?? What about an ASS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 What about an ASS?I think I might notice if an ass is living in my ass !!I’m quite perceptive that way !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 31 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said: I think I might notice if an ass is living in my ass !! I’m quite perceptive that way !! I was going to say you would know if you had been stuffed or has something up your a*S* but then I remembered how insensitive you are and might not notice! But it's ok I just remembered you are a TV member and posting on this forum.???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted May 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2019 I fell head over heels for a female tennis player. I bought her flowers and diamonds, but it was all in vain. Love meant nothing to her. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 16 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said: I think I might notice if an ass is living in my ass !! I’m quite perceptive that way !! Might be just the tip of the iceberg? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew Dwyer Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Might involve a loss of face !! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, VocalNeal said: Might be just the tip of the iceberg? COS you lettuce put it there! Edited May 23, 2019 by scottiejohn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 18 hours ago, ballpoint said: I fell head over heels for a female tennis player. I bought her flowers and diamonds, but it was all in vain. Love meant nothing to her. Maybe she had her duche/deuce(s) mixed up and wanted to wash you out of her mind(or somewhere) or just didn't want tied into a net loss engagement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 4 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said: Might involve a loss of face !! More a case of in your face! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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