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19 hours ago, Hamus Yaigh said:

Uncle Derek was found dead with a belt around his neck and a <deleted> shoved up him.

 

At his funeral the vicar said that he’d always be remembered for his charity work.

 

Wronggg!!

 

 

Garry Delaney! ????

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On 5/12/2021 at 2:10 PM, fangless said:

I think she was just being a bit crusty and taking a rise out of you.

Was your comment kneaded.

Sounds half baked to me or maybe you're trying to butter things up.

Edited by overherebc
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Posted
59 minutes ago, overherebc said:

Was your comment kneaded.

Sounds half baked to me or maybe you're trying to butter things up.

Crumbs, any more comments like that and you'll soon be toast!  ????

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Posted
8 hours ago, ravip said:

16. Urology: the study of European people

I though you were going to take the "P" with that one!

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Posted

Jack was a plumber. He worked for himself and had just finished a job for Mr Crabtree. As he left, he handed him a bill.

"Prompt payment would be greatly appreciated," he said.

However, a couple of weeks went by without payment, so Jack sent a reminder.

Another month went by and still no sign of a cheque, so he sent a second reminder.

After another four weeks, he wrote a letter and enclosed a picture of his wife and two children, writing on the back, "This is the reason I need money to feed my family."

Lo and behold, two days later a letter arrived in the post. It was from Mr Crabtree. But alas, there was no cheque. The envelope contained just one photo.

A picture of a voluptuous blonde, wearing a bikini and standing next to a zippy little sports car. On the back of the photo was written, "And this is the reason I can't pay."

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