Andrew Dwyer Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 As we have some interaction between Brits and our American cousins on here sometimes things can get lost in translation.Soo, to help both sides here is a translation guide .You are welcome !! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted July 5, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2019 Even worse in my opinion !! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Story of my life !! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 I’ve often wondered about that !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post vogie Posted July 5, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2019 If you found out that your new girlfriend had a wooden leg.........would you break it off? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 hour ago, vogie said: If you found out that your new girlfriend had a wooden leg.........would you break it off? I once had a girlfriend who complained that the large size of my penis was causing her pain. So she broke it off. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post chickenslegs Posted July 5, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2019 Do women shake the petrol pump after filling up or is it just a man thing? 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 My friend boasted he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain where Buddha actually comes from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted July 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 6, 2019 Last night i was dreaming and I recited The Hobbit word for word !!Apparently I was Tolkien in my sleep !! 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chickenslegs Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 A duck waddles into a pharmacy and asks for a tube of Chapstick. The clerk says "That will be 90 baht, cash or charge?" The duck replies "put it on my bill". 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Got me out of many a sticky situation !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post chickenslegs Posted July 7, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 7, 2019 Two smartly dressed men called at my door and asked what bread I ate, and when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.. I think they were Hovis Witnesses. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted July 7, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 7, 2019 Aussie Medical Helpline Operator: "G'day mate, Aussie Medical Helpline. What's the problem cobber?" Caller: "I'm in Brisbane with my Sheila, she's been stung on the fanny by a wasp and now her pussy has completely closed up." Operator: "Bummer mate!" Caller: "Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that. Bye." 3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted July 7, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 7, 2019 A Welshman gets washed up on a desert island with just a sheep an a collie dog for company. After a while he begins to feel a little frisky an starts eyeing up the sheep. The collie dog's instincts kick in and won't let him anywhere near the sheep. After several months, to his delight, a beautiful young girl is washed ashore. "Thank God for sending you here to help me with my sexual frustration" says the Welshman ... ... "Can you take this bloody dog for a walk?" 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 On 7/3/2019 at 6:59 PM, billd766 said: The memories that the photo brought back. It used to improve my reading skills as a young boy. Are you sure it didn't wipe your memory? ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 On 7/3/2019 at 7:51 PM, faraday said: We were posh, being from the South.... Still remember that medicated smell.... My memory of IZAL was Ouch! PS; We used to use it as cheap "tracing paper" in Scottish schools! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 On 7/5/2019 at 8:47 AM, Andrew Dwyer said: I’ve often wondered about that !! I think you are just "milking" and old joke and trying to cream the credit before it all goes sour on you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 On 7/5/2019 at 9:01 AM, vogie said: If you found out that your new girlfriend had a wooden leg.........would you break it off? Only if I was winning the argument, then she wouldn't have a leg to stand on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 On 7/7/2019 at 4:49 PM, fasteddie said: Was that her crowning glory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 16 hours ago, chickenslegs said: "Can you take this bloody dog for a walk?" He was obviously barking mad my then and feeling very sheepish, ewe would think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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