Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 13, 2021 Just read an article on the BBC titled, "My life as the Queen's personal bagpiper." Basically, it involves being told to "shut the **** up!" over 50 times a day. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 13, 2021 A Coastguard vessel intercepted a small rowing boat carrying four Muslims heading towards the UK mainland. The Captain shouts through his loudhailer "Ahoy small rowing boat, what is your heading"? One of the Muslims stands up and shouts "We are invading the UK". The Captain replies "What, just the four of you"? The Muslim shouts back "No, we're the last four, the rest are already there". 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 13, 2021 MIL coming tomorrow for the week. Have been warned by wife; no comparisons between Taliban and her mum this time. I said " fair enough -- Taliban have changed their ways." 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 I can't wait for Bangkok to get back to normal, I really miss those deep fried insect legs you could get on the street. They were the bees knees! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 13, 2021 Whoever said laughter is the best medicine … Clearly hasn’t tried curing diarrhoea with a tickle fight. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 13, 2021 I just bought a complete set of chef's knives for £200. I wonder which one is best for piercing the film on my microwave meal? 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 13, 2021 Breaking: A cartoonist has been found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 The Dept of Health just released a fascinating document on how to identify OCD. I must have read it 100 times. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 13, 2021 I've sent off my bank details to some guy in Nigeria who says I've won five million quid. I figure there's a better chance of that being genuine than there is that four hot women in my area want to meet me. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 47 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Rubbish. Anthony Hopkins and Richard Burton both had two Welsh gram'mas. I think you are a little bit mixed up: Your gram'mas produced your mum or dad or both and who are the ones, along with teachers and forum members, the ones who criticise your grammar! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanuk711 Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 57 minutes ago, Zyxel said: you get the cigar Zyxel---I took it to "Word" expanded it -& still managed to miss it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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