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1 minute ago, fangless said:

Are you sure it is really a dead parrot and not just pinning for some faraway Fiords?

He was actually a petrol head, and pined away for some faraway Fords.

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If Concorde traveled faster than sound, how did they get a radio message to it?

 

(Pedantic replies coming in three.... two..... one.... )

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2 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I resigned from the Archaeology Society because of bullying.

I just couldn't take the endless digs.

Due to COVID did the Archaeology Society lay off their skeleton staff and if so did they make any bones about it?

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Posted
5 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask.
After all, I still wear underpants.

I hope you wash them well before using them instead of a real mask!

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1 minute ago, ballpoint said:

I had a terrible night. I dreamt something bit me on the neck.

I tried to check this morning, but the mirror wasn't working.

On reflection have you seen through the problem?

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4 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I bought a book about the dangers of deforestation.
The first page says, “You’re not helping”

I take it it was a Non Fiction book rather than just pulp fiction.

I have just had a thought; If you read it in a e-reader would that count as re-kindling your interest in climate change?

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Posted (edited)
15 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

If Concorde traveled faster than sound, how did they get a radio message to it?

 

(Pedantic replies coming in three.... two..... one.... )

They got them from their receiving (destination) station perhaps!

I am not very sound on this matter as I am not really tuned into the correct wavelength to shed any light on it!

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