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I was checking into a hotel with my family, and at the end I leaned over and quietly said to the guy at reception "I hope the porn is disabled".

He gave me a disgusted look and said "It's just regular porn, you sick <deleted>".

 

 

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A gynecologist lost his job and, due to the declining birth rate, had to retrain as a motorcycle mechanic.  He did well in the training and sat his final practical exam, where he had to diagnose and fix a broken bike.  The examiner watched him closely, and when he finished, loudly applauded and said "Congratulations.  I'm giving you a 150% grade".

"Thanks, but how did I get 150%?"

"I gave you the maximum amount of 50% for quickly working out the valves needed reseating, and 50% for expertly repairing the problem.  Then I added another 50% because, in 30 years of doing this job, I've never seen anyone fix a motorcycle engine by going in through the exhaust pipe before.

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