Worst Joke Ever 2025

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This is a message to the teacher who said that I'd never amount to anything.

That was just a lucky guess!

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Vegans: Why not buy a Tesla so you have two things to tell people about when you meet them.

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My wife tried making a fool of me in front of her two sisters by telling them that I was no good in bed.
I got the last laugh though, when they both disagreed with her.

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I told my son, "I saw a deer on the way to work this morning".

He said "how do you know he was going to Work?"

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My wife said to me the other day.
"Did you eat that chocolate in the fridge last night?"
"No" I said, "l had it at the kitchen Table."

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I think my doctor likes my new trainers.

When I wore them to my medical recently, he told me I had some serious healthy shoes.

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I've ordered some German food from Lazada.

The sauerkraut has arrived, but the wurst is yet to come.

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Little Johnny comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. 
He says that he played football and then he proposed to Betty, the next door neighbour and they are going to get married. His parents think this is cute, and they don't want to make fun of Johnny so they ask him, "How are you and Betty going to pay for the expenses of being married?" 
He replies "Well with the $1 I get each week from you and the $1 she gets from her Mum and Dad, we should do o.k." 
His father says "That's fine, but how will you pay the extra expenses if you and Betty have a baby?" 
Johnny answers "Well, so far, we've been lucky..."

[sanuk711]

For the first time ever--I had to write an ask the poster on a joke site---"whats the punch line to that joke" ---they told me (sort of)

but is it that apparent to everyone else but me.....now  its got me worried.....

 

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Superman is taking an evening stroll past the church when the Minister runs down the steps calling for his help.

"Superman, we need your help, a wall has collapsed in the basement, some workmen are trapped" says the Minister.

"No way" said Superman "I'm not going near the crypt tonight".

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[carlyai]

2 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

For the first time ever--I had to write an ask the poster on a joke site---"whats the punch line to that joke" ---they told me (sort of)

but is it that apparent to everyone else but me.....now  its got me worried.....

 

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Not me. Again. ????

[sanuk711]

1 hour ago, carlyai said:

Not me. Again. ????

OK --I know now, but when I asked the cryptic answer I got back was just......Pic

Apparently, It was big in the 90s according to Wiki--

 

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Removed---Already posted--------beaten to it again...........

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