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Cop: You were going fast.

Me: I was just trying to keep up with traffic.

Cop: There isn't any.

Me: I know! That's how far behind I am.

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Wife calling Husband:


Honey, please be careful there's a report about some idiot driving the wrong way on the freeway.


Husband: One!!? There are hundreds of them!

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