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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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On 5/24/2023 at 9:46 AM, roo860 said:

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Brits, especially Londoners, will understand

 

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BRITISH HUMOUR IS DIFFERENT

These are classified ads, which were allegedly placed in U.K. Newspapers:

 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old,

Hateful little bastard, Bites

 

FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

 

FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

 

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

 

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer £100.

 

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.

 

**** And the WINNER is... ****

 

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

 

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50 minutes ago, roo860 said:

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If it is "shivering" why not help it by inserting it somewhere warm? Try asking your wife if you are too shelfish to help or insert it yourself!

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