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So my wife went missing. I went to the police to report her disappearance...

The policeman asked “What is she wearing?”
I replied “I don’t recall”.
The policeman asked “What is her height?”
I replied “Average”.
The policeman asked “Weight?”
I replied “Who knows?”
The policeman asked “Hair colour?”
I replied “Mmm what month are we in?”
The policeman asked “Was she driving?”
I replied “Yes”. B
The policeman asked “Type of car?”
I replied “A black BMW with a supercharged V8 3.0 litre engine. Generating 333 horsepower. 0-60 in 5.6 seconds. Eight speed automatic gearbox. Full leather interior, top of the range SAT Nav. Keyless entry and starting, low profile alloy wheels full service history. Oh and a thin scratch on drivers side door and......”.
 
Don't worry sir......we will find your car.

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