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Worst Joke Ever 2025

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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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From Carry on up the Khyber with Bernard Bresslaw as Bungdit Din.

I always liked the Carry On series.

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My parents live in Bexhill!

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I remember that series...????

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It is best if watched in the original German!!

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