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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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For those who don't know, check out "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown".

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13 hours ago, jvs said:

What can we compare this one to?Yes looks nice but always interested in more.

I don't have a foot or hoof fetish but i have a thing for camel toes.

 

So I found this, just for you...….

 

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You can thank me later 🤣😜

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A man releases a genie from a bottle.

 

Genie says: “Oh kindest of men. I owe you a wish. Wish anything and I shall make it happen!”

 

The man says: “Ok. Build me a bridge from California to Australia! “

 

Genie thinks for a minute and says: “Oh wisest of all men. I am not THAT powerful. It is impossible to build a bridge that long. Absolutely not realistic. Wish something simpler. “

 

The man thinks for a couple of seconds, sighs and begs. “Make my ugly wife beautiful”

Genie gets excited: “Ok. Yes. That I can do. What does she look like?”

 

The man pulls out his wife’s photo from his pocket and shows it to the genie.

 

Genie looks at the photo for a long time, scratches his head and says:

“So how many lanes do you want that bridge to be again?”

 

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