Worst Joke Ever 2025

[ballpoint]

The back of a guy's anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him.

Someone in the crowd said ‘Do you earn a living doing that?’
He said ‘Yes, this is my livelihood.'”

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I think my wife spilled syrup all over the letter tiles while playing Scrabble at breakfast this morning.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my words!

[ballpoint]

I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?”

I replied, “No, it’s to look at.”

[ballpoint]

I've finally got around to returning the invisibility cloak I got for Christmas.
I just can't see myself wearing it.

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[tomazbodner]

53 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

Should it point up or down?

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[Yellowtail]

1 hour ago, dcsw53 said:

 

So the joke is that you forgot this was posted yesterday too? 

[VBF]

22 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

 

So the joke is that you forgot this was posted yesterday too? 

He can't remember! 🤪

[VBF]

6 hours ago, roo860 said:

That took me about 10 seconds....and being a big Jazz fan, I'm ashamed of myself! ☹

[Yellowtail]

26 minutes ago, VBF said:

He can't remember! 🤪

Where's that memory foam when you need it! 

[Yellowtail]

27 minutes ago, VBF said:

That took me about 10 seconds....and being a big Jazz fan, I'm ashamed of myself! ☹

 

[scottiejohn]

7 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I think my wife spilled syrup all over the letter tiles while playing Scrabble at breakfast this morning.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my words!

Maybe she just put a spell on them!

[BenStark]

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[VBF]

6 hours ago, Yellowtail said:

 

Watching / listening to that fine gentleman creates one feeling for me......

Ahhhhhhhhh and relax!