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Policeman walking a dog... a man passes them and asks "Where are you taking this buffalo?"

Policeman gets angry and shouts back:"That's not a buffalo! That's a dog!"

"I was asking the dog..."

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Harry 'The Hatchet' Bennett, the underworld's greatest receiver of stolen goods, was killed today.
He fell off the back of a lorry.

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I'm retired and no longer care about much of anything except food, sex and sleep.
 

I've been like that since I was about 14.
 

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