Worst Joke Ever 2025

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Two old men are sitting in a bar.

 

One of them looks at the other & says
“You look familiar… where you from?”
The second old man replies “Ireland”
The first old man looks astonished & says
” No way I’m from Ireland myself, what a small world!”

The second old man then looks at the first “What city?”
The first old man says “Dublin?”
The second old man looks astonished
“No way I’m from Dublin meself! What a small world.”

The first man looks at the second old man “What school you go to?”
The second old man replies
“Saint Mary’s class of 89”
The first old man is absolutely baffled
” NO WAY Saint Mary’s class of 89 myself! What a small world!”

At this point, another man comes into the bar & says to the bartender
“Hey, Joe! Anything interesting going on?”

The bartender says
“Not really… but the Murphy twins are drunk again.”

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[Will B Good]

43 minutes ago, ravip said:

 

I used to work for Dunlop, manufacturing long length hydraulic hose.

 

The nightshift once printed 5km of hose...... "Do not print this hose" ..........as per the instruction written in the 'Print Legend Instruction'.

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