Worst Joke Ever 2025

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[Digitalbanana]

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I think it's a disgrace on society and our education system when after 50 years, most people have no idea who Neil Armstrong is.
Or what kind of trumpet he played.

What?   He played a trumpet?   I thought it was a trombone!   

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21 minutes ago, Digitalbanana said:

Hey, you can't post that here.  That isn't a joke, it real.    

Funny but still real. 

[novacova]

23 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

I am trying to stay current and have so much energy that I will need  to find either a new outlet or I will have to find somewhere to plug my new positive ideas!

Your positive ideas were fried because you forgot about the grounding on the troll. Next life perhaps…

[tomazbodner]

Many young adults 'unable to do basic DIY tasks' - including changing light bulbs

Halfords said its study suggested that many from Gen Z were GOTDITs - get others to do it - amid a lack of basic knowledge when it comes to straightforward DIY jobs.

Is this a joke? If only...

https://news.sky.com/story/many-young-adults-unable-to-do-basic-diy-tasks-including-changing-light-bulbs-13287978

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https://scontent.fper10-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/473741752_1007873361362596_7052458279122922345_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640_tt6&_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=vZH2USKi1tUQ7kNvgFRFsW9&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent.fper10-2.fna&_nc_gid=ATWtsx0pyIE0XIoke5bAPGb&oh=00_AYCSZEwAnGTYrjaNaD0eXlpzUve9Fk9lMim0DkLGD655Vw&oe=67933527

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2 hours ago, still kicking said:

https://scontent.fper10-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/473741752_1007873361362596_7052458279122922345_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640_tt6&_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=vZH2USKi1tUQ7kNvgFRFsW9&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent.fper10-2.fna&_nc_gid=ATWtsx0pyIE0XIoke5bAPGb&oh=00_AYCSZEwAnGTYrjaNaD0eXlpzUve9Fk9lMim0DkLGD655Vw&oe=67933527

Come on man.   I'm too effing lazy to copy and past a link.  
So don't make me do this work again.   Damn my fingers are exhasted!

See, now my fangers are too tu rd and lazy to go back and korrect the miss spelled wurd exasted! 

 

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On 1/16/2025 at 8:56 PM, oxo1947 said:

Naaaaaaa.  That memory is going to last a long time.   A very long time. 

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On 1/16/2025 at 10:45 PM, ballpoint said:

If I were Professor Dickle, I would submit my resignation right then and there!

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On 1/17/2025 at 7:43 AM, oxo1947 said:

Did you know that military brass web belt buckles are magnetic?

 

Don't ask me how I know.   I will just lie to you!

 

 

[tomazbodner]

3 hours ago, radiochaser said:

If I were Professor Dickle, I would submit my resignation right then and there!

a tad late for that

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37 minutes ago, tomazbodner said:

a tad late for that

Aaahhhh, what's that saying about reading comprehension?   😯

[billd766]

9 hours ago, tomazbodner said:

Many young adults 'unable to do basic DIY tasks' - including changing light bulbs

Halfords said its study suggested that many from Gen Z were GOTDITs - get others to do it - amid a lack of basic knowledge when it comes to straightforward DIY jobs.

Is this a joke? If only...

https://news.sky.com/story/many-young-adults-unable-to-do-basic-diy-tasks-including-changing-light-bulbs-13287978

I can still do stuff like that, and I am 80.

 

Climbing ladders with dodgy knees like mine is not so easy and I am not happy doing past 3 treads, however if I have to do it, I can, but I don't have to like it.

 

My 20 year Thai son can also do stuff like that and I have been teaching him the basics for time that I can no longer do it and his Mum cannot do it either.

 

At 22 I was stripping and rebuilding car engines.

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1 hour ago, billd766 said:

I can still do stuff like that, and I am 80.

 

Climbing ladders with dodgy knees like mine is not so easy and I am not happy doing past 3 treads, however if I have to do it, I can, but I don't have to like it.

 

My 20 year Thai son can also do stuff like that and I have been teaching him the basics for time that I can no longer do it and his Mum cannot do it either.

 

At 22 I was stripping and rebuilding car engines.

 

That must have been quite a show,

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5 hours ago, radiochaser said:

Come on man.   I'm too effing lazy to copy and past a link.  
So don't make me do this work again.   Damn my fingers are exhasted!

See, now my fangers are too tu rd and lazy to go back and korrect the miss spelled wurd exasted! 

 

 

Don't know about Musk, but Zuckerberg certainly time traveled...

 

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