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Worst Joke Ever 2025

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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Who says manners are dead.

I opened the car door for my wife this morning!

The fact we were doing 120 on the motorway is a mere detail…

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He said, "Mr. Ballpoint, how much marijuana do you smoke?"

I replied, "Is that really your first question for me?"

He said ,"That was my third question."

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