Worst Joke Ever 2025

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On 5/25/2025 at 10:10 AM, oxo1947 said:

Thats one sick and twisted kid behind her with the stick 

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple vodka. He downs it in one, and orders another. He downs that in one and orders yet a 3rd one

“Before you get too drunk,” says the barman, “Perhaps talking about your problem might help?”

The guy sighs, “I suppose you’re right. Here goes - I got home early from work and caught my wife in bed having sex with my best friend.”

“Ouch! Not cool.” says the barman, “What did you do?”

“I lost my temper, I called my wife every vile name I could think of, told her to pack her bags and get the hell out of my house, I’m filing for divorce.”

“And how about your best friend? What did you do to him?”

“I rolled up the newspaper, whacked him on the nose and said, “Bad dog Rover! Bad dog!!!”

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[Crossy]

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.

She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all.

 

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint

sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

 

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl

sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things,

a condom!

 

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

 

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,

but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

 

"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"

pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful?

 

I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package

on the ground.

 

The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that

it would prevent the spread of disease.

 

Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!".

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