Worst Joke Ever 2025

[ravip]

[roo860]

My wife of 30 years became a Nun.
Nun in the morning,
Nun in the afternoon & Nun at Night!!..

[DezLez]

6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

And I thought MacDonald's already had enough twits working for them!

[DezLez]

5 minutes ago, roo860 said:

My wife of 30 years became a Nun.
Nun in the morning,
Nun in the afternoon & Nun at Night!!..

A nasty or bad habit to get into!

[ravip]

A woman boarded a taxi going home one evening

But before the taxi took off, she saw her husband entering a lodge with another woman .

 

She quickly asked the taxi driver: do you want to make more money amounting to k1000 in a few minutes?

 

The tax driver happily answered: Of course Madam, What do I do for you?

 

The woman  said: here is a photo of my husband go inside that lodge get me my stupid husband as you pull him by his collar here!

 

But few minutes later, the woman  was surprised to see the taxi driver dragging a different man out of the lodge, kicking and dragging him by the collar.

 

The wiman shouted at the taxi driver: Noo!! Please leave that man  alone, He is not my husband,Have you confused the picture?

 

The taxi driver answered: Relax Ma’am 
This one is my Son , hold him  for me as I go get yours out too....

[ravip]

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[ballpoint]

4 hours ago, DezLez said:

Yea! Maybe we should whip round there and see the lashings of entertainment!

 

It's rather sexist.  Men can't get drunk, but women can get stoned for free.

[roo860]

[still kicking]

[roo860]

[owl sees all]

16 hours ago, ravip said:

 

 

 

Where's Ronaldo when you need him?

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Can't trust that Google Translate.

 

 

[DezLez]

11 hours ago, ballpoint said:

It's rather sexist.  Men can't get drunk, but women can get stoned for free.

If you were trying to whip up a response from me then you will have flailed and ended up flogging a dead horse!

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[DezLez]

Great deal today as I got 20% off at the local carpet shop.

Only downside is that I’m going to have to buy a big rug now to cover that 20% bit!

[ravip]

[carlyai]

Did you hear that they're not going to make 12 inch rulers any longer.

[WorriedNoodle]