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A scruffy looking man in a kilt walks into a pub in London, orders a pint & .... very, very carefully .... puts down the plastic bag he is carrying.
The barman asks, "What's in that bag?"
The scruff answers, "6 pounds of semtex"
"Thank Christ for that," says the barman,
"I thought it might be bagpipes."

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Once I was lost in Paris so asked directions from a French guy.  After he showed me the way, I gave him a hundred thanks and he keeled over dead.

It was a merci killing...

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