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WorriedNoodle · March 4, 2020

WorriedNoodle · March 4, 2020

WorriedNoodle · March 4, 2020

WorriedNoodle · March 4, 2020

WorriedNoodle · March 4, 2020

Andrew Dwyer · March 4, 2020

Good news for Rolling Stones fans , they have just announced a new world tour and will include Bangkok and Chiang Mai in the dates !!

As part of this “ As old as we look “ World Tour they have decided to come clean and not use any clothes or makeup to make them appear younger than they really are .

Personally I think they are making a big mistake !!

Andrew Dwyer · March 4, 2020

Freddie knows !!

Andrew Dwyer · March 4, 2020

I know a few TVF posters who have this as their motto !!

Andrew Dwyer · March 4, 2020

( first day as a pilot )

Tower: Can you give us your position ?

Pilot: Close to a cloud that resembles a lion !

Tower: Can you be a bit more specific ?

Pilot: Er....... Simba ??

chickenslegs · March 4, 2020

owl sees all · March 5, 2020

A transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship, USS Lincoln, with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship; and it could end very badly for you.

Canadians: We are speaking from a lighthouse. Your call sir.