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Worst Joke Ever 2025

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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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Woody was finding it hard to adapt after not being called for Toy Story 5 !!

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RIP to this fella after giving this advice !!

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Cristine’s husband is so lucky, she’s a keeper !!

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Sounds like the right answer to me ????

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True dis !!

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Rationing has already begun in our house.

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Inspector Rombouts > by Flemish cartoonist Jeroom

1 - Ah, Inspector Rombouts,

We have a dead woman here.

Probably raped...

2 - Use the Ultra-Violet spotlight

so that we can check if the culprit

left any semen stains.

3 - Hmm, not one trace.

Clearly a pro...

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3 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Cristine’s husband is so lucky, she’s a keeper !!

How many actually googled that to see if there is such an app? I did!!!

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1 minute ago, GarryP said:

How many actually googled that to see if there is such an app? I did!!!

I didn’t, until now ????

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This staying at home malarkey isn’t as bad as I thought it would be !!

We can take the time to educate ourselves

Today I learnt that one bag of rice has 8953 grains and an apparently identical bag has 8977 grains !!

I’m going to double check !

See , that’s tomorrow’s activity already sorted !!

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3 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

I didn’t, until now ????

Well there is one! ( I have double checked the emojis and apparently one is not allowed to be embarrassed anymore?)

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Meanwhile, in the U.K. !!

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Meanwhile, in bonny Scotland !!

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13 hours ago, fasteddie said:

The old ones are always the best.

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