Worst Joke Ever 2025

[WorriedNoodle]

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[XJ650]

[WorriedNoodle]

Oldies revisited:

[overherebc]

!!!

[Davo369]

[Davo369]

[Davo369]

[transam]

Thailand bans beer sales.........????

 

Well it's the worse joke I've ever heard.....Next it will be banning a leg over, because social distancing....Bad enough Mrs.Trans wearing an aqualung in bed as it is......????

[billd766]

2 hours ago, Davo369 said:

Thanks for that. It has given me the best laugh for weeks. ???? ???? ????

[laislica]

How do I set up a GoFundMe because I need :-

Trace evidence analysis kits

Fingerprinting and DNA identification

Evaluation of body fluids

Compound determination, such as drugs or other hazardous chemicals

DNA Forensics

Forensic chemistry

Forensic geology

Forensic serology

Forensic toxicology

Gas chromatography

Mass Spectrometer

Analytical balances

Ovens (including hybridization)

Laboratory Incubators (including C02 incubators)

Mixers

Shakers

Laboratory Centrifuges

Microscopes (biological, stereo zoom and comparator)

Thermal cyclers

Ultraviolet light products (transilluminators, cabinets, gel documentation, etc.)

Pipettes (manual and electronic)

Pipette controllers

And a bunch of other stuff.

 

Maybe I’ve watched too much TV during the Lockdown?

 

Forget my last post about a GoFundMe

I found Methodology for selecting and operating cryopreservation equipment
Freezing seems a better option.

Might still need some funding though?
Please send cash to …….

[jojothai]

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[faraday]

[Andrew Dwyer]

Meanwhile, back in the USA, wearing bananas is now acceptable and even recommended !!

 

[Andrew Dwyer]

Meanwhile, still in the US of A , this bank robber got some bad advice ☹️
 

[Davo369]

[Davo369]

[ballpoint]

With all this spare time, I ordered a kit car to build.  It arrived today...

[ballpoint]

This morning I walked to a nearby park with a lake and saw an old man feeding the fish.  As I spent a peaceful half hour sitting on a bench watching him, I couldn't help thinking "I wonder if he fell in, or if somebody pushed him?"

[ballpoint]

I recently ordered a thesaurus from Amazon. When it arrived, all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

[tifino]

someone's pipped off! 

 

 

[Andrew Dwyer]

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