Worst Joke Ever 2025

[Andrew Dwyer]

More of the same !!

 

 

 

 

 

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[CaptainCarrot]

On 5/17/2020 at 6:29 PM, tomazbodner said:

About 20 years ago, Chaleena Hotel in Ramkhamhaeng had so wonderfully failing sign, even half failed letter... to read out "HALF  A HOTEL"

Shodlick Palace Tashkent. I couldn't resist an evening with Photoshop

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2 minutes ago, GBW said:

adding in the 10 fully armed SWAT team surrounding him for being there on a beach!

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What would you call a Dinosaur Fart? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 A Blast from the Past

[Andrew Dwyer]

4 minutes ago, tifino said:

What would you call a Dinosaur Fart? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 A Blast from the Past

Really need a “ groan “ emoji on this thread !!

[tifino]

2 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Really need a “ groan “ emoji on this thread !!

blow a 'Raspberry' emoji even?

[Davo369]

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I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki.

Until I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair!

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An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.

"I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the bear, and squeezes the handle. The bear drops dead in front of him, suffering from a bullet wound in his its chest."

"That's impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear," the man said.

"Exactly," replies the Doc.

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[GarryP]

1 hour ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Used to go out with a woman called Ama Indalin.

 

Had to split up. She was killing my self esteem. 

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