ballpoint Posted January 11 Posted January 11 If a four leaf clover cross pollinates with poison ivy, and I walk through it barefoot, will I get a rash of good luck? 1 1
Zyxel Posted January 11 Posted January 11 Mary. A typical middle aged housewife, was desperate to look young and sexy again for her hubby but could not afford breast implants. She had recently heard from a friend that soaking in a tub full of goats milk for an hour was like finding the fountain of youth so she called the local dairy farm who explained that, yes they would be happy to deliver a 50 gallon barrel of it to her home and could be there within the hour and even pour it in the tub for her. He then said, “Excuse me mam but would you like it be pasteurized” to which Mary replied, “No sir, just up to my tits”
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