Hopefully I can have the last word on cheese puns !!

Here’s one from our over the pond cousins , leaving themselves wide open for this joke from a Green Bay Packers game.



Bloomin’ cheeseheads!!

I blame the engineers for making the building too small !!

and I’m feeling better already !!

Enough with the Yankee humour also !!

Here’s one that all Brits can identify with !

32 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Here’s one that all Brits can identify with !

Since when did DA watch countdown, she counts Corbyn as an intellect! (Pun? intended)

42 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Hopefully I can have the last word on cheese puns !!

Do you honestly believe that?

 

If you think this lot is grating on you I am sure I can toast you all with some more if you keep grilling me and don't give me a roasting!

1 minute ago, scottiejohn said:

Do you honestly believe that?

That looks rather untidy - like a bombs hit it and that's debrie

1 minute ago, scottiejohn said:

 

If you think this lot is grating on you I am sure I can toast you all with some more if you keep grilling me and don't give me a roasting!

Isn't that a stone-built fortification on the coast?

1 minute ago, bluesofa said:

That looks rather untidy - like a bombs hit it and that's debrie

You are just trying to cream some of the fun off the top and milk this for what you can.  Why don't you churn up some new subjects without cheesing us off!

????

 

4 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

You are just trying to cream some of the fun off the top and milk this for what you can.  Why don't you churn up some new subjects without cheesing us off!

????

Tough cheese! That's just sour grapes.

16 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Isn't that a stone-built fortification on the coast?

Yes, but it was crackered, got mouldy and crumbled into the sea as it was cheesed off and spread itself on the crispy sea bed.

Edited September 10, 20196 yr by scottiejohn

Just now, bluesofa said:

Tough cheese! That's just sour grapes.

Lets have a cheese and wine party, I'll drink to that.

Just now, scottiejohn said:

Yes, but was crackered, got mouldy and crumbled into the sea as it was cheesed off and spread itself on the crispy sea bed.

Was that a crispy sea bed of lettuce?

1 minute ago, scottiejohn said:

Lets have a cheese and wine party, I'll drink to that.

The way this is going, it's more like a cheese and whine party.

1 minute ago, bluesofa said:

Was that a crispy sea bed of lettuce?

That was what I was typing (honest?) when my connection got toasted.

8 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

The way this is going, it's more like a cheese and whine party.

Which just proves you are even more crackers than I am and I agree with you, you big Siren.

Edited September 10, 20196 yr by scottiejohn
punctuation!

5 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

The way this is going, it's more like a cheese and whine party.

Yes but it looks like all the rest of them who stirred this up have got cheesed off and retired hurt.  Bloody mice, just hiding in the skirting boards and leaving it up to the two of us to fall into the entertainment trap.

15 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Yes but it looks like all the rest of them who stirred this up have got cheesed off and retired hurt.  Bloody mice, just hiding in the skirting boards and leaving it up to the two of us to fall into the entertainment trap.

You must be thinking of Agatha Chrsitie.

12 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

You must be thinking of Agatha Chrsitie.

Yes, but the ten little N*****s title I was thinking of, not the long running play.

9 hours ago, owl sees all said:

That lad who sang the 'hokey cokey' died the other day. It took ages to get him into the coffin;

 

 

Yes but it looks like all the rest of them who stirred this up have got cheesed off and retired hurt.  Bloody mice, just hiding in the skirting boards and leaving it up to the two of us to fall into the entertainment trap.

I’m just leaving you two to it , hopefully you don’t end up like these two !!

2 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

I’m just leaving you two to it , hopefully you don’t end up like these two !!

I was actually thinking: Wearing those cut-off jeans - does my bum look big in this?

As long as she's not a terrorist - does my bomb look big in this?

5 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

It would be churlish of me to disobey your command!

(don't blame me for what follows as you asked for it)

That must be Dorset Blue Vinny cheese then.

47 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

I was actually thinking: Wearing those cut-off jeans - does my bum look big in this?

As long as she's not a terrorist - does my bomb look big in this?

This is a bit of a Brit "cheesy" orientated response and I apologise;
Would that have anything to do with the/a  "Cheddar Gorge"?

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

 

 

Another repeat, but I'm digin't