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1 minute ago, Skallywag said:

James Blunt already went there...

James Blunt threatens to release music on Spotify in protest against Joe Rogan (nme.com)

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Star Trek got it right. Aliens do speak English:

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"I would like to order a new dipstick for my car, as it doesn't reach the oil any more".....

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1 minute ago, transam said:

"I would like to order a new dipstick for my car, as it doesn't reach the oil any more".....

And she drives a Tesla.

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15 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Did anyone else read that in the voice of Oz from "Auf Wiedersehen Pet"?

Unfortunately expatoilworker didn't get the original post.

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2 hours ago, transam said:

"I would like to order a new dipstick for my car, as it doesn't reach the oil any more".....

Transam,i know you would love to check her tire pressure!

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18 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Did anyone else read that in the voice of Oz from "Auf Wiedersehen Pet"?

Why - Aye did ????

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1 hour ago, VBF said:

Why - Aye did ????

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9 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

and I bet 39.5 x 10 to the 17 have been by females.

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I'm posting this in the Pattaya forum as it's specific to our fair city, rather than to general health and well-being in Thailand. The background is given here: I saw Dr. Anna this morning for routine six-monthly cryotherapy and she confirmed that she will retire at the end of August and then go to see her daughter who works at Stanford. As already mentioned in the topic, it's not her decision and has been forced on her by Bangkok Hospital. It seems all the e-mails of support we sent the hosp
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The heroic Ukrainian people have shown a tremendous amount of resolve and they just won't quit. Lately they've been taking it to Russian soil and causing devastating losses for Russian Armed Forces refineries ports and other critical infrastructure. They are showing brilliant strategy and tremendous creativity, and the destruction that they're wreaking right now with their drone war is something we've never seen before. It would appear that Russia's in serious trouble and that Putin has miscalc
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Iran declares RAF Fairford a 'legitimate target' after US bomber raid Iran has threatened to attack Britain after accusing the UK of allowing American bombers to launch strikes from RAF Fairford, warning the Gloucestershire airbase is now a "legitimate target." The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) issued the warning after a U.S. Air Force B-1B Lancer reportedly flew from RAF Fairford to strike Iranian military targets, marking the first such mission from Britain since Prime Minister An
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Trump hits 80 nations with new tariffs after Supreme Court setback President Donald Trump has reignited global trade tensions by imposing fresh tariffs on more than 80 countries, triggering protests from allies and trading partners just months after the U.S. Supreme Court ruled many of his previous import duties were unlawful. The new measures replace the temporary 10 per cent global tariff that expired on Friday and target countries including Britain, Canada, Mexico, Australia, India, China a
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Trump says Iran to pay for ship damage July 24 (UPI) -- The United States and Iran traded attacks Thursday night and Friday morning, as President Donald Trump announced that damage inflicted by Iran on ships transiting the Strait of Hormuz would be paid with U.S.-held Iranian assets. U.S. Central Command said its latest wave of attacks, which were completed at 9 p.m. EDT Thursday, lasted for about two hours, 15 minutes, during which its forces hit Iranian military command centers, drone storage
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Geoff914 replied to webfact's topic in World News - Discussion

Don't be so damned stupid, where did I say that. He was called a tourist, I was just pointing out that he was not a tourist or an electrician it would seem. Might have been working as one but certainly didn't have the qualifications to be one. Rather worrying that there are companies out there employing illegal unqualified workers doing safety critical work.
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Iran declares RAF Fairford a 'legitimate target' after US bomber raid
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johng replied to Social Media's topic in What the Papers are Saying

Yes they have done a sterling job of defending their 'assets' in the gulf states against Iranian retaliation..UK is a loooooong way away and I doubt that Iran can strike directly but perhaps they have 'indirect methods' ???
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What do you mean by "Trump seems intent on inflicting lasting damage on the world" when he has already done that I believe you meant to say "Trump seems intent on inflicting even more lasting damage on the world!
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My wife teaches ten hours, seven days online. We don't need fast, we need reliable. SpeedTest ranks 500+ down, 250+ up. Still mole asses. Provider (NT) show up and gave up a bigger fancier router. Anybody thinks it's Zoom? Or is it my wife's 2019 MacBook Air?
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Rockyroad · 21 hours ago21 hr

Went to shake stand, women smiles at me a lot. Next day I return her friend asks if I have a gf. She says I have one. Both looked disappointed. The second one says she has a 1000cc bike. She would be fun.
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By author. Visiting Zhang Xinyan at Suan Phlu I went to visit Zhang Xinyan at Suan Phlu Immigration Centre on Tuesday. (I’ve been away from AN for a couple of days.) Most of you already know the story. Xinyan had overstayed her tourist visa but was approved as a political refugee by Canada. She was arrested at the airport May 7 about to board a flight to Vancouver on May 7. Shamefully, no Canadian consular representative has seen her at Suan Phlu since May 27! Canada has a reputation for fa
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