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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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My son got sent home from school yesterday.
He has been suspended for running around the girls toilets waving his willy around.
Idiotic yes but it seems he had done it for a bet.
Suspension seemed to be a bit harsh, so I rang the headmaster to explain that it was just a bit of tomfoolery gone too far.
However, he was having none of it and has stuck by the suspension.
Getting a bit peeved, I asked the head if he would rather have him thieving and smashing the school up like others I could mention.
"No", he said, "I would rather have him teaching the year 5 Geography class that he is employed to do"

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Angry Parachutist ????

I hate autocorrect, it always makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo!

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A man at a funeral approaches the widow and asks if he can say a word. 
 

She nods her approval and he takes the podium. 

 

The man says "Plethora", then exits.

 

"Thanks,” the widow says, "That means a lot.”

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9 hours ago, MJCM said:

A man at a funeral approaches the widow and asks if he can say a word. 
 

She nods her approval and he takes the podium. 

 

The man says "Plethora", then exits.

 

"Thanks,” the widow says, "That means a lot.”

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Plethora means a lot ????????????


https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/plethora

 

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