I was arrested yesterday on suspicion of murdering my orchestra conductor.
Apparently, because I had bought a Stradivarius in 2002, an Amati in 1998 and a Guarneri in 1990,
the police said I had a history of violins.
 

I knocked on David Banners' door earlier and told him all about global warming.

He got very angry and said he was turning green immediately.

I've just had 40 winks on the train...
I knew I shouldn't have worn this pink t-shirt.

I went to the pet shop to buy some breeding birds.
The cashier said, "Have you got a store card?"
I said, "No, but I did get a budgie excited once."

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Salt and Vinegar..... Very tasty

Suvarnabhumi immigration.  

 

 

Edited September 5, 20241 yr by ballpoint