The sad thing is, I can't tell if it's a joke or true.

Sean Connery walks into a library and asks for a book on solo photography.

"Shelf E," replied the librarian.

"Aye that's the one," said Sean.

Someone I know told me that he wanted to move to Liverpool with his girlfriend and have a baby there.

I thought, "It will never work."

Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger,

but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text.

I just want to warn members to look out for emails trying to sell tickets to the Eskimo lottery.

Do not buy them, you have to be Inuit to win it!
 

16 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

Is there a hidden trap in this? If not, it is easy: 8 - 2 - 0

When it’s been the coldest summer in years and you have to get your money the hard way

4 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

12 minutes ago, KhunLA said:

According to line two, 4 cannot be the first number. And according to line one and two, 4 is not one of the correct numbers. Try again!

26 minutes ago, farang51 said:

According to line two, 4 cannot be the first number. And according to line one and two, 4 is not one of the correct numbers. Try again!

Damn ... 😭

it is then 👍

Edited September 5, 20241 yr by KhunLA

On his way to Poland?

55 minutes ago, roo860 said:

On his way to Poland?

Of course - September 3, The Day War Broke Out