Ricky Gervais joke---"Asian's   They don't age well"

 

7 hours ago, sharot724 said:

More like the America I now know is mostly interested in chaos and expect more not less.

But most of us couldn't give a 4X.

10 hours ago, isaanistical said:

But most of us couldn't give a 4X.

Although I bet your still getting a good laugh at us Americans!

8 hours ago, still kicking said:

Teslas must put pedal to the metal and use right-most lane at dead center...

A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up.

The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 92 year old said, “Things are great, and I’ve never felt better!”

“I now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child.”

“What do you think about that, doc?”

The doctor considered the question for a minute, and then began to tell a story.

“I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.”

“One day he was setting off to go hunting, but being a bit absent minded, he accidentally forgot to take his ammunition.”

“As he neared a lake, he came across a very nice beaver frolicking at the water’s edge.”

“By now, he realized he had left his ammo at home, and so, he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature.”

“Nonetheless, he lifted his favorite hunting rifle, aimed down the sites, and yelled ‘bang bang’.”

“Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver was slain.”

“Now, what do you think of that?” asked the doctor.

The elder man scratched his chin thoughtfully, then said, “Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”

The doctor nodded,

“My thoughts exactly.”

Went to see a UB40 tribute band last night called WD40.

They were a bit rusty to start off with, but soon loosened up.