For some reason I’ve just been offered a job as a urologist’s assistant.
Is this some kind of p*ss take?

Not one to brag, but I was born sychic.
For example, right now you're thinking,
"It's Psychic you idiot!"

I went into the living room and the wife was watching a movie, but on the bottom of the screen the words Nautilus, Trident, Dreadnought, kept scrolling across,

"What's that for?" I asked her.

She replied "They're subtitles, you idiot!"

I thought I had arthritis- but luckily my doctor assured me that it's only an early onset of Rigor Mortis.

I started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs.
So far I've got 50,000 signatures.

Do retired gynaecologists have an ex-cervixmen's club?

Warning! Do not use these new urinals.  Once I started to go I couldn't stop and it ended up like a sprinkler, spraying everyone in the bathroom.

What was the idiot who installed them thinking of?

 

On 3/3/2025 at 10:32 PM, Yellowtail said:

13 hours ago, roo860 said:

 

Where's the soap?