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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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I went to the barbers for a number 2.
They were furious.

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Knock knock

"Who's there?"

"Grandad!"

"<deleted>! Stop the funeral!"

5 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

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had to up'n'google to see if 'pop tarts' is a real thing? 

 - and find that Woolies/au actually has'em on shelf!!  

 

I was expecting there was a spelling error in the pic [popfarts] ???? 

  (well I haven't heard a good fart joke in ages...) and an apocalyptic fart would be a given, due LtCol Kilgores squat) 

6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I went to the barbers for a number 2.
They were furious.

I went to the barbers and asked for a number 2 all over.

I've washed my hair 6 times since and still can't get the smell out.

 

(it's a 5h1t joke but should razor laugh)

 

 

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Apparently the word "s h i t" is unacceptable.

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Some words of wisdom from some famous faces !!

 

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She's got no beef with that. Tough cheese!

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Ask today"s Kid whats 3+ 12 + 9 is and you get Spring Roll, Fried Rice n King Prawns

And the clever ones will get two dozen.

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